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meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

(Source: meladoodle, via hotboyproblems)

swoleginger:

Me

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

(via hotboyproblems)

microwavepizzaoven:

microwavepizzaoven:

if you unfollow me you can’t come to my birthday extravaganza 

and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out

(Source: unclefather, via gnarly)

vulpiss:

egberts:

BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS

Omg

(via relahvant)

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(Source: emmysaurus, via ahappierhealthierbetterme)

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

(via sunalwaysshining)

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