Little bit of this and that but mostly Australian. Eighteen. Soccer. Music. Boys. Inlove with Italy. ♥
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing
i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now
These people know how to make falling down funny.
IS IT WRONG TOO LAUGH THIS MUCH OMG!?!?!!!!!